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windycityteacher:

burntcopper:

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

WOAH WHAT?

(via jazeth)

intellectual420:

when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

just-shower-thoughts:

Hearing about what you did drunk is great because you’re the main character in a story you’ve never heard.

(via ladyserket)

nishlo:

methhomework:

when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god

is this a macklemore lyric

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(via jazeth)

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

(via hotblugger)

hellaween:

Bye

(via onedirectionforever)

(via wecantchange)

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(via bleuwind)

manlybadman:

thequantumqueer:

orbem:

this is so funny

the longer you look the better it gets because the tiniest details line up.

Who noticed this??

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soyhoney:

tag yourself; im banona

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adapto:

i really want to die

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